What You’ve All Been Waiting For: SQ101’s ‘Celeb-Bitchy Report Of The Week;) Where Madonna And Tamara Mellon Gets A Taste Of My Venom(Poison)!

November 14, 2011

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 12:  (EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE) Madonna dances at the Smirnoff Nightlife Exchange Project  at Roseland Ballroom on November 12, 2011 in New York City.  (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage for Smirnoff)

Apart From Madonna Getting Down With The Kids (They Are In Their 20’s-She In Her 50’s) I Spot 3 Odd Things Above:

1. The Racoon Black-Eyed Guy In The Back-Is That From A Car Tyre?

2. What’s Underneath That Sofa?;3. Why Is The Jeanswearing Guy’s Bum So Green-Did He Sit On A Tree?

NEW YORK - JUNE 07:  Tamara Mellon attends the 2010 CFDA Fashion Awards at Alice Tully Hall at Lincoln Center on June 7, 2010 in New York City.  (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

And Tamara-Oh Tamara-No Longer Part Of Jimmy Choo-What Could They Possibly Have Done To You? Given You The Boot(Or A Decent Pay Off To Cover Those Boobs[&Thighs[-Coz They Are All Up In My Face)?! Knowing That You Are Worth Millions, No, Don’t Tell Me, You Have Left To Make Yourself More Gazillions-KaPing$$$

Ok-Is That Goofy Or Kinda Freaky(Terrifying)?You Decide!

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