Sorry Capital FM’s O2 Concert..But: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, His Jacket Looks Like A D.I.Y Error From Hell:))

Return Of The ‘Producer Labrynth’ Nerd..Computer Says Noo!

SQ101′s Says: Its WorldWide-Jingle Bell Ball Concert Time:Just Like Jason Derulo “In My Head, You Fulfill My FantaseEee

SQ101′s ’12 Days’ Of Thanks B4 Christmas: Before I Was Famous Y’all…Watch My Hilarious Moment On TV!

Yes, I still got the mug lying around somewhere-it was free!!

Love You My Readers, Here’s My 1000th Tweet!!! Make TOWIE ‘Mark Wright’ To Win “I’m A Celebrity-Get Me Out Of Here!!!!”

Those Stroking Hands, That Should Be Us, Ladies!

First Watch-SQ101′s Looks To Your Dreams In 2012: If Model Lily Cole Can Get A Double First Class Degree In Cambridge, So Can Male Model Dudley O’Shaughnessy Become Olympic World Champion In Boxing!

SQ101 Fashion Forecast; Bag A Resort Look For 2012: Dior x Anselm Reyle&Dior Resort Is In My Toplist For Popping Colour Magic!!

German Artist Anselm Reyle One Off Flourescent Design For The Dior Accessory Brand

Resort 2012 Miss Dior Bags

SQ101′s ‘New new’ The Africa Diaries; Star Rapper Of 2012: Busta Rhymes Soundalike ‘SAKORDIE’ From Ghana, West Africa!

SQ101′s Viva La ‘Ugly-Looking Diva’s Downfall! We Knew That Usher’s Ex Tameka Was A B*tch And That’s Why We As Fans Asked Him Not To Marry Her-Now She Is Seeking Sole Custody Of The Children-Po-lice-Please Stop That Brat!!!

Straight From Punchbowl Blog ‘Breaking News’:

Usher’s ex wife, Tameka Raymond is taking him to court(Last Time I Remember, You Were His ‘Everything’).

The mother of his two children is aiming to get sole custody of the boys after complaining that the singer never got her approval before hiring nannies(Who s The Star Here?, never notified her when he took the children out of their home state(Why, Did You Really Want To Be Invited For The Play Date?!!, didn’t give her the chance to watch the kids while he’s gone for more than eight hours, and has refused to give her custody of the kids during several holiday breaks(U Have Several Other Children, Start Harassing Their Dad!! You Annoying Whatsoever-U Ruined Usher’s Career-Don’t Ruin His Livelihood Too.

Finally Tameka has lodged a complaint over Usher cancelling her Saks 5th Avenue credit card! I REST MY CASE. Now Get Out Of All Of Usher’s Fans Face FOREVER!

SQ101′s Style Icon Of 2012? She’s Havin A Bubble! Blogger Susie Lau Steals The Red Carpet With Her Own Neon-Designed Platform Heels!

Blogger Susanna Lau of ‘Style Bubbles’ fame wears statement fluro-heels

Alexa Chung with her cat pumps by Charlotte Olympia

Congratulation Mrs B! Victoria Beckham Scores British ‘Designer Brand’ Of The Year In British Fashion Awards This Evening!

Vicky B Scored Her First Ever Award, Whilst Alexa Chung Got The ‘Style Icon’ Crown For the Second Year Running!! Yay!

The winners in full are (drumroll:

DESIGNER OF THE YEAR – Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen

DESIGNER BRAND – Victoria Beckham

RED CARPET AWARD – Stella McCartney

ACCESSORY DESIGNER – Charlotte Olympia

MODEL – Stella Tennant

BRITISH STYLE AWARD – Alexa Chung

MENSWEAR DESIGNER – Kim Jones

EMERGING TALENT AWARD – ACCESSORIES – Tabitha Simmons

EMERGING TALENT AWARD – MENSWEAR – Christopher Raeburn

ISABELLA BLOW AWARD FOR FASHION CREATOR – Sam Gainsbury

NEW ESTABLISHMENT AWARD – Christopher Kane

BFC OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN FASHION – Paul Smith